mind the poo!

Chloe and i go to the zoo. The giraffes are the size ot toward blocks and they talk to us, we run when they turn round cos we dont want them to poo on our heads.

At another point im in my aunties house, my cousin has died his hair peroxide blonde and half of it has fallen out, his ears are sticking out.

and then i get off a plane and meet my dad, who lives in another country. I go in to a pub with him and buy hot chocolate and a milky bar. He tells me about falling in love with a woman he hasn't seen for 15 years.